Well, back the truck up and fill it with marshmallow dreams and chocolate delusions, we have another fish-lipped, mountain-boobed, internet Barbie who claims she hasn’t had any plastic surgery. And when we say Barbie, we mean Barbie. A Human Barbie, that is as we can now bring you her before and after photos! Let’s just say she’s definitely had a little help in the looks. And by a little, we mean a ton!
28-year-old, Valeriya Lukyanova, a pioneer of the ‘living doll’ You Tube beauty videos and leader of the Human Barbie army, claims that she is natural and that her plastic doll-like features are a result of being “endowed by nature with extraordinary external data”. Yep, for real. And Lindsay Lohan is a model citizen who is just misunderstood. Puhleeeeze, people! There’s more plastic in her than in my jam-packed Tupperware cupboard! The internet is abuzz with claims she Photoshops her pics and has since she first appeared online.
According to Jezebel, Valeria says: “Many people say bad things about people who want to perfect themselves. It’s hard work, but they dismiss it as something done by surgeons or computer artists. This is how they justify not wanting to strive for self-improvement. It’s how they explain their continued inaction. It’s just an excuse. There are plenty of video clips on the internet showing what I really look like. Some people even spread rumors about me and retouch my pictures to hurt me. But I don’t take them seriously. I’m even flattered! It’s what success is like. I’m happy I seem unreal to them, it mean I’m doing a good job.”
Okay, we believe you. NOT! C’mon Malibu-Barbie, you don’t expect us to think that you’re not saying this to drum up business, right? Has the bleach gotten to your brain?? This is self-promotion 101, sister. Even bad publicity is good publicity and in this case you’ve managed to get yourself international attention. Why not ‘leak’ a sex tape and grab a DUI while you’re at it?
Controversy means cash and you know it all too well. May you enjoy your living doll time while you continue your living lie. Plastic is fake and so are you!
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