Kristen Stewart In A Lesbian Relationship, Says Report

The National Enquirer isn’t exactly known for getting the story straight, and their latest report on Kristen Stewart, added to their logic behind the “facts,” is just further proof of that

“KRISTEN STEWART had a gay time OUT without ROB PATTINSON with hot new gal pal,” begins the Enquirer’s latest about Kristen, which suggests that the Twilight actress is having a lesbian romance with Katy Perry’s assistant, Tamra Natisin.

“While Rob Pattinson is far away filming in Australia, his on-again, off-again girlfriend Kristen Stewart is stepping out with a hot new pal,” the tabloid states.  “And that could spell big trouble for the screen hunk and his “Twilight” co-star.”

Apparently, Kristen was spotted arriving with Tamra to the Hollywood’s Hotel Café, where the two women went on to spend “the entire night talking to each other, ignoring everyone around them.  The tabloid continues with its speculation saying; “After a few hours, they left together. Lately, Kristen and Tamra have been spending all their free time together.”

Hmm, let’s examine the evidence; two girls go out for dinner,or whatever, choose to  ignore the strangers in the joint, instead chatting with each other.  Huh.  Yes.  Makes perfect sense.  I’m guessing the writer of the Enquirer story is either really a man or has never had female friends in her life.

Meanwhile, a source that spoke to N.E. thinks that Rob will be beside himself with this latest development in his sometimes girlfriend’s life; “Rob will hit the roof when he sees photos of Kristen and Tamra hanging out together.  It’s obvious to all of her friends that there’s a romance brewing between them.”

Cue eye roll.

Further, Kristen is allegedly not missing Rob these days thanks to her relationship with Tamra.  Again, I have to wonder if the writer of the article has ever had any friends, at all.  Friends are supposed to help distract you from painful situations.  It’s what they do.  I’m almost feeling a bit bad about the obvious lack of social interaction this person seems to have.

Any who, Gossip Cop inquired about this story and this is what they had to say; “Needless to say, when Gossip Cop asked about the report, a source close to Stewart laughed off the ridiculous rumor.”



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