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Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your television again, Lindsay Lohan is set to appear on FX’s Anger Management.
You can thank Charlie Sheen people.
Yes that’s right, the same Charlie Sheen who dished out $100,000 to help a very undeserving Lindsay pay off part of what she owes the man, has now landed her a cameo on his show. Apparently Lindsay will be playing herself, so be prepared to see a hot drunken mess beating up random people, and no we’re not talking about Charlie.
The two actors, who met on the set of Scary Movie 5, became friends in spite of reports that Lindsay refused to kiss Charlie because of his “”spotty history;” which is exactly how we think of Lindsay’s history, so go figure on that one. This will only make for a more interesting episode, since Lindsay’s Anger Management role allegedly includes forming “a romantic relationship with Sheen’s character after becoming his therapy patient.”
I guess even a “spotty history” can be overlooked for a $100k and a paying gig, eh Lindsay?
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In what can only be called a pretty weird interview with Esquire, new mom Megan Fox says that not only can she speak in tongues, yep you read that correctly, she also believes in aliens … and the Loch Ness monster.
Oh and she also slams Lindsay Lohan, which she has now tried to explain, but more on that in a bit.
Megan, who claims to have seen “magical, crazy things” happen in church, says she began speaking in tongues at the tender age of eight, while attending a Pentecostal church in Tennessee. She compared the “intense” energy in the room to a Santeria gathering. Megan says that right before speaking to God via a language only He understands, her body is filled with an electric current and out come words she has no control over.
“Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I’d have to shut it off because I don’t know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back.” Um, ask you politely to shut up?
Megan also says she is “childlike” in spirit, and believes in the Loch Ness monster, leprechauns and aliens. Childlike, weird, whatever.
Meanwhile, when speaking (not in tongues) about the removal of her Marilyn Monroe tattoo, Megan dissed not only Marilyn, but Lindsay as well; “She [Marilyn] was sort of like Lindsay [Lohan]. She was an actress who wasn’t reliable, who almost wasn’t insurable … She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered,” said Megan. “I’m not interested in following in those footsteps.”
Can’t blame her for that, but perhaps fearing being sued by a hard up Lindsay, Megan went on to try to explain herself via Facebook.
In the newly released article that I did for Esquire, there is a reference that is made to Lindsay Lohan that I would like to clarify before it snowballs into something silly. I attempted to draw parallels between Lindsay and Marilyn in order to illustrate my point that while Marilyn may be an icon now, sadly she was not respected and taken seriously while she was still living.
Both women were gifted actresses, whose natural talent was lost amongst the chaos and incessant media scrutiny surrounding their lifestyles and their difficulties adhering to studio schedules etc. I intended for this to be a factual comparison of two women with similar experiences in Hollywood. Unfortunately it turned into me offering up what is really much more of an uneducated opinion.
It was most definitely not my intention to criticize or degrade Lindsay. I would never want her to feel bullied, as she does not deserve that. I was not always speaking eloquently during this interview and this miscommunication is my fault.
Um, okay then.
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As we’ve said many, many, many, many, many, many, many, times Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and now she’s “admitting” to it.
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay is telling pals that she believed she had “turned over a new leaf” after Judge Stephanie Sautner told her to, “stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work” back in March; Of course that’s just a load of crap, but go with it for now.
Now that possible jail time is looming around the corner, Lindsay is confessing that she’s done wrong, but it’s totally not her fault.
“In classic Lindsay form, she knows her life is out of control, but she’s blaming it on others, saying she has again hooked up with a bad group of people and had run-ins with “opportunists” who have tried to provoke her.” -From TMZ
I don’t know about you, but when I meet a “bad group of people” I stay away from them.
Meanwhile, while Lindsay still swears she doesn’t have an alcohol or drug problem, she does believe she has an “impulse control” problem, and believes a head doctor could help her with that, along with counseling. And as soon as the judge sentences her to counseling vs. jail, the madness will begin all over again.
At least Charlie Sheen finally got his “thank you,” before Lindsay ends up in either the slammer or the mental ward. After weeks of waiting for at least a text saying gracias for the moola- Charlie sent Lindsay $100,000 to help her out- and finally calling her out publically for her lack of gratitude, Lindsay sent the actor some flowers and a thank you note. Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay’s phone “broke” and she lost all contact information, including Charlie’s info. Add all her legal troubles of late and there was no possible way she could have taken a few minutes of her time to thank someone for trying to lend her a hand.
Smh. A lot.
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If you guessed Lindsay Lohan you’d be half right.
According to TMZ, Lindsay, whose net worth is probably $0 right now, can no longer afford to pay the $8,000 a month rent of her Beverly Hills home, but she can’t afford to move out either.
Lindsay signed the lease on her home last February, back when she thought she would s
till have an acting career be making good money, but now that the IRS has seized her accounts, and life basically sucks, she has had to go as far as turning to friends for loans.
Being friends with Lindsay Lohan sure does seem like a drag.
Apparently Lindsay did try to get out of the lease, but the owners of the home said the penalty for breaking contract would be “massive.”
Lindsay has told friends she will be looking for a place in New York after the lease runs out next year. God save the New York pedestrians.
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