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Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star On Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management!
Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your television again, Lindsay Lohan is set to appear on FX’s Anger Management.
You can thank Charlie Sheen people.
Yes that’s right, the same Charlie Sheen who dished out $100,000 to help a very undeserving Lindsay pay off part of what she owes the man, has now landed her a cameo on his show. Apparently Lindsay will be playing herself, so be prepared to see a hot drunken mess beating up random people, and no we’re not talking about Charlie.
The two actors, who met on the set of Scary Movie 5, became friends in spite of reports that Lindsay refused to kiss Charlie because of his “”spotty history;” which is exactly how we think of Lindsay’s history, so go figure on that one. This will only make for a more interesting episode, since Lindsay’s Anger Management role allegedly includes forming “a romantic relationship with Sheen’s character after becoming his therapy patient.”
I guess even a “spotty history” can be overlooked for a $100k and a paying gig, eh Lindsay?
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Megan Fox Disses Lindsay Lohan and Claims To Speak In Tongues!
In what can only be called a pretty weird interview with Esquire, new mom Megan Fox says that not only can she speak in tongues, yep you read that correctly, she also believes in aliens … and the Loch Ness monster.
Oh and she also slams Lindsay Lohan, which she has now tried to explain, but more on that in a bit.
Megan, who claims to have seen “magical, crazy things” happen in church, says she began speaking in tongues at the tender age of eight, while attending a Pentecostal church in Tennessee. She compared the “intense” energy in the room to a Santeria gathering. Megan says that right before speaking to God via a language only He understands, her body is filled with an electric current and out come words she has no control over.
“Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I’d have to shut it off because I don’t know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back.” Um, ask you politely to shut up?
Megan also says she is “childlike” in spirit, and believes in the Loch Ness monster, leprechauns and aliens. Childlike, weird, whatever.
Meanwhile, when speaking (not in tongues) about the removal of her Marilyn Monroe tattoo, Megan dissed not only Marilyn, but Lindsay as well; “She [Marilyn] was sort of like Lindsay [Lohan]. She was an actress who wasn’t reliable, who almost wasn’t insurable … She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered,” said Megan. “I’m not interested in following in those footsteps.”
Can’t blame her for that, but perhaps fearing being sued by a hard up Lindsay, Megan went on to try to explain herself via Facebook.
In the newly released article that I did for Esquire, there is a reference that is made to Lindsay Lohan that I would like to clarify before it snowballs into something silly. I attempted to draw parallels between Lindsay and Marilyn in order to illustrate my point that while Marilyn may be an icon now, sadly she was not respected and taken seriously while she was still living.Both women were gifted actresses, whose natural talent was lost amongst the chaos and incessant media scrutiny surrounding their lifestyles and their difficulties adhering to studio schedules etc. I intended for this to be a factual comparison of two women with similar experiences in Hollywood. Unfortunately it turned into me offering up what is really much more of an uneducated opinion.
It was most definitely not my intention to criticize or degrade Lindsay. I would never want her to feel bullied, as she does not deserve that. I was not always speaking eloquently during this interview and this miscommunication is my fault.
Um, okay then.
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Dina Lohan Says Lindsay Lohan Is Messed Up Over Michael Lohan’s Abuse & Domestic Violence
Arguably one of the worst mother’s ever, Dina Lohan, is claiming that her screwed up daughter is strictly a result of her husband’s abusive behavior.
“Lindsay saw her dad abuse me — that’s why she’s so screwed up,” Dina claimed during an interview with the New York Daily News. “I want the world to know the root of her problems,” Dina explained.
Dina, 50, says the abuse was common during her 22-year-marriage with Michael Lohan, but she is only now speaking up after seeing a photo of herself with a black eye holding a baby Lindsay Lohan back in 1986; “Michael beat the hell out of me,” Dina said of that particular incident, which involved Michael punching her in the face after using coke and drinking one evening. “When Lindsay saw the photo, she was furious,” said Dina. “She said, ‘Tell the world! Talk about it!”
Meanwhile, Michael claims that he came home that day with a few friends and Dina struck him with an ice tray. He then proceeded to slap Dina, but says there were no charges pressed.
Dina, who was spotted partying and drinking with her legally in very hot water daughter over the holidays, claims that she didn’t press charges at any time over the course of her marriage because Michael was “being sent to prison for various offenses connected to insider trading anyway.”
The allegations don’t end there, however. Dina also says that Michael raped her on the night of February 14th, 1990, while their children were asleep only a few rooms away, and she even went to the hospital at her parent’s insistence. Nassau County Hospital medical records confirm that Dina did in fact go to the ER to report a rape. “She was examined by doctors and her clothes and other evidence was gathered in a rape kit.”
According to Michael, the rape allegation is just another one of Dina’s lies; ‘I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her. When I left and she called me, she found out I was with (the girlfriend) and called police. Then she called me the next day, crying. I said, ‘Let’s work this out.’ And I got back with Dina. There were no charges”
“Like many victims of domestic violence and rape, I was embarrassed and afraid. I was very young… I thought I could keep fixing him,” Dina explains.
Michael on the other hand, believes that Dina is just trying to get the focus off her less than stellar parenting by pointing the finger of crazy in his direction; “She’s bringing this up now because she’s drinking and partying with Lindsay. And she keeps robbing Lindsay,” he said, claiming Lindsay is Dina’s main source of income. “She is the devil.”
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Lindsay Lohan Admits She Is Out Of Control; Thanks Charlie Sheen For $100K
As we’ve said many, many, many, many, many, many, many, times Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and now she’s “admitting” to it.
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay is telling pals that she believed she had “turned over a new leaf” after Judge Stephanie Sautner told her to, “stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work” back in March; Of course that’s just a load of crap, but go with it for now.
Now that possible jail time is looming around the corner, Lindsay is confessing that she’s done wrong, but it’s totally not her fault.
“In classic Lindsay form, she knows her life is out of control, but she’s blaming it on others, saying she has again hooked up with a bad group of people and had run-ins with “opportunists” who have tried to provoke her.” -From TMZ
I don’t know about you, but when I meet a “bad group of people” I stay away from them.
Meanwhile, while Lindsay still swears she doesn’t have an alcohol or drug problem, she does believe she has an “impulse control” problem, and believes a head doctor could help her with that, along with counseling. And as soon as the judge sentences her to counseling vs. jail, the madness will begin all over again.
At least Charlie Sheen finally got his “thank you,” before Lindsay ends up in either the slammer or the mental ward. After weeks of waiting for at least a text saying gracias for the moola- Charlie sent Lindsay $100,000 to help her out- and finally calling her out publically for her lack of gratitude, Lindsay sent the actor some flowers and a thank you note. Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay’s phone “broke” and she lost all contact information, including Charlie’s info. Add all her legal troubles of late and there was no possible way she could have taken a few minutes of her time to thank someone for trying to lend her a hand.
Smh. A lot.
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Lindsay Lohan Is Broke! Can Barely Afford To Pay Her Rent
Guess who’s this close to becoming homeless?
If you guessed Lindsay Lohan you’d be half right.
According to TMZ, Lindsay, whose net worth is probably $0 right now, can no longer afford to pay the $8,000 a month rent of her Beverly Hills home, but she can’t afford to move out either.
Lindsay signed the lease on her home last February, back when she thought she would still have an acting career be making good money, but now that the IRS has seized her accounts, and life basically sucks, she has had to go as far as turning to friends for loans.
Being friends with Lindsay Lohan sure does seem like a drag.
Apparently Lindsay did try to get out of the lease, but the owners of the home said the penalty for breaking contract would be “massive.”
Lindsay has told friends she will be looking for a place in New York after the lease runs out next year. God save the New York pedestrians.
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Lindsay Lohan Is Allegedly Assaulted In Hotel Room By Man; Charges Dropped
In news that is bound to make you shake your head, Lindsay Lohan was allegedly assaulted by some dude she met at NYC nightclub 1 Oak this weekend.
The mess formerly known as Lindsay met Christian LaBella at the club and later invited him back to her room at the W Hotel, along with a few of her friends. Yes, she invited a stranger back to her hotel room.
At some point early Sunday morning Lohan became upset when she noticed Labella taking photos of her with his phone and then proceeded to confiscate the phone in order to delete them. That was when Labella allegedly threw Lindsay onto her bed causing her hands to get scratched up.
Lohan then ran out of her room, but was confronted once more by Christian who tried to choke her and climbed on top of her. One of Lindsay’s friends was able to intervene and grabbed the would-be attacker off her. Lindsay then pulled the fire alarm and called police who were able to get there in time to nab and arrest Labella, who was charged with assault and harassment.
Lindsay is said to have fully cooperated with the investigation. In the end, however, there was not enough evidence to give much credence to Lohan’s assault claims and Labella was released. The police reportedly did not fully believe in Lindsay’s story. Shocker.
“She’s very shaken up,” Lohan’s enabler mother, Dina, told the Daily News Sunday afternoon; “Thank God he didn’t have a weapon.”
After his release Labella also filed harassment charges against Lohan.
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